(Overheard)
SURGEON #1:
...So this guy comes in, right, and he tells us he's got a vibrator lodged somewhere up his, uh... colon.
SURGEON #2:
[chuckles]
Really? He told you the truth?
[muses]
Usually people don't, you know.
SURGEON #1:
Yeah, well, we asked him if when we go to retrieve it, if he actually wanted it out, or just have the batteries changed.
[General mirth at expense of patient who, thankfully, is several floors below and can't hear the above conversation].
...So this guy comes in, right, and he tells us he's got a vibrator lodged somewhere up his, uh... colon.
SURGEON #2:
[chuckles]
Really? He told you the truth?
[muses]
Usually people don't, you know.
SURGEON #1:
Yeah, well, we asked him if when we go to retrieve it, if he actually wanted it out, or just have the batteries changed.
[General mirth at expense of patient who, thankfully, is several floors below and can't hear the above conversation].
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