GSW victim:
[wheeled up on guerney; lying in blood soaked sheets]
So, have you been watching t.v.?
NURSE:
No, should I be?
GSW victim:
Can we turn on the t.v.?
NURSE:
[redressing chest tube incision, distracted by, you know, tending to the gun shot wound]
Why?
GSW victim:
I wanna see if I'm on the news yet.
NURSE:
[chuckling good naturedly]
No, sir, I don't think you've been on the news yet.
GSW victim:
[apparently extremely disappointed]
Damn. That sucks.
NURSE
[thinks to self]
As opposed to the bullet that pierced one of your major organs?
[wheeled up on guerney; lying in blood soaked sheets]
So, have you been watching t.v.?
NURSE:
No, should I be?
GSW victim:
Can we turn on the t.v.?
NURSE:
[redressing chest tube incision, distracted by, you know, tending to the gun shot wound]
Why?
GSW victim:
I wanna see if I'm on the news yet.
NURSE:
[chuckling good naturedly]
No, sir, I don't think you've been on the news yet.
GSW victim:
[apparently extremely disappointed]
Damn. That sucks.
NURSE
[thinks to self]
As opposed to the bullet that pierced one of your major organs?
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