Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Why, God, WHY?

Dear God:

I know there are many mysteries out there which probably qualify more on the scale of "Stuff God Should Be Concerned About, Because You Know, Of the Whole Omnipotence Thing," but I'm going to waste our time and precious resources and ask You this one, lame question:

Why, dear God, at 11:10 p.m., does it sound like someone is--and has been for the last hour--sawing one of the apartment buildings in two
?

I mean, I'm just asking, that's all.

Yours sincerely,

Jamie

1 comment:

Zwieblein said...

If you get an answer, send God over my way for queries of the same sort.