Overheard in the ICU:
MAN:
[As a way of greeting to a relative he hasn't seen in years. Cue thick Northeastern accent.]
Jesus, you look like crap!
[As a way of greeting to a relative he hasn't seen in years. Cue thick Northeastern accent.]
Jesus, you look like crap!
God bless those friendly people from the "right side" of the country. I guess honesty is a virtue with these people. One serious motherfuckin' virtue.
I was waiting for someone to cue up Alabama 3's "Woke Up This Morning," on the overhead pager, no kiddin'.
That, or have someone inform me I'd been teleported back to Noo Haven.
I was waiting for someone to cue up Alabama 3's "Woke Up This Morning," on the overhead pager, no kiddin'.
That, or have someone inform me I'd been teleported back to Noo Haven.
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