I read these sage, fortune-cookie-esque words on a website giving tips--presumably for those recently incarcerated at length--on that knee-knocking, sweaty-palm inducing first date.
I think this is great advice for anybody, at any time, not just first dates. Check it out:
Going to work? "Be on time. Do not be drunk."
Going to church, mosque or synagogue? "Be on time. Do not be drunk."
Prosecuting a major criminal trial? "Be on time. Do not be drunk."
Planning a robbery or major kidnapping? "Be on time. Do not be drunk."
It's advice that works for nearly everybody, in nearly all situations.
I like it. I think I'll start using it as my signature line, especially when I'm applying to a new job, because I failed to take my own advice in showing up to work sober. (Just kidding).
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