So I went back to the book store
As I headed up to the cash register to ring up my purchase, I saw a book brilliantly entitled "How to Get Pregnant."
It was then I realized I'm in the wrong career, and that I should be writing books on patently obvious topics for stupid people who can't grasp the concept of "insert tab A into slot B" kinds of mechanics.
Really, I should write a book entitled "How to Get Addicted to Cocaine" or "How to Spend All Your Money On Stupid How-to-Books."
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