JAMIE:
[during a hard day's night at work]
I think I'm having chest pain. Do think it's alright if I go down to the ED and get admitted, so I don't have to like, complete this sucky ass shift?
NURSE:
I couldn't possibly let you do that; I'd make sure you were life-flighted up to [Regional Level 1 Trauma Center]. This place sucks.
JAMIE:
You're right. If they admitted me here as a patient, I'd just have to pick up my crappy assignment any way.
[during a hard day's night at work]
I think I'm having chest pain. Do think it's alright if I go down to the ED and get admitted, so I don't have to like, complete this sucky ass shift?
NURSE:
I couldn't possibly let you do that; I'd make sure you were life-flighted up to [Regional Level 1 Trauma Center]. This place sucks.
JAMIE:
You're right. If they admitted me here as a patient, I'd just have to pick up my crappy assignment any way.
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