Saturday, June 02, 2007

gargoyles are often misunderstood

I've often wondered why gargolyes look so pissed off.

Sure, they're supposed to ward off evil spirits, or whatever, but I've long suspected there was more going on in the hitherto unexplored soul of a gargoyle.

I mean, yeah, they have to sit outside of buildings in extreme weather conditions all their little gargoygle existences, and that can't be fun.

And, if they are afraid of heights, that might suck for them, too.

But, it also would suck to have a large flag pole running through the top of your head forever and ever and ever:

In conclusion, gargoyles have many things to be pissed off about, and are therefore allowed to reflect this pissiness in their pissy countenance.

The end.

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